4 months ago

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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(Source: neatpotatoes, via pizza)

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burgerkid:

when u offer someone food and they actually say yes

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(via pizza)

4 months ago

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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(via pizza)

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